Sunday, January 27, 2008

How To Fix Starbucks

These are all the solutions you can implement to 'fix' Starbucks.
First you replace all of the biscotties with beef jerkies.
Second off, you lower the price of coffee.
And lastly, you take away all the caramel, the whipped cream, apple cider and chocolate.
Now what you have left is a nice, friendly respectable restaurant.